Anonymous asked: why do you like her?

Because she makes my heart smile :D

Anonymous asked: whats is her name??

Go away

Anonymous asked: I wanted to see your response to it.

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Anonymous asked: How are you single?! What doesn't make sense?

Because I poop in my hand and smear it all over the walls

I wish they made light-up shoes in adult sizes.

I have THE worst headache in the world.